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Super Bowl Predictions
Posted By Kevin DeYoung On February 2, 2013 @ 4:52 pm In Uncategorized | 10 Comments
I can save you a lot of time and a lot of punditry by telling you right now that after the Super Bowl you will hear that the winner was determined by some combination of the following:
And if you are looking for more detailed analysis, I can tell you the 49ers will win because…
Or that the Ravens will win because…
To really impress your friends, try seasoning your conversation with statements like these:
And if this expert analysis is too much for you, just remember, above all else, these two things:
Failure to recall these two facts will leave you thoroughly embarrassed.
So there, now you know everything you need to know and why everything turns out the way it does. The only suspense left is to see whether Beyonce sings for real.
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